White Van Man

Out of school by 16.50h. Met Bob the Janitor on the stairs, the conversation went something like this.

Bob,‘ Your off early tonight?’

Me, ‘Yep, I’ve got a meeting in Edinburgh then I’m going to watch the rugby.’

Little did I know my next conversation would go like this….

Operator,‘Hello, Greenflag Breakdown Services, how can I help you?’

Me,‘I’ve broken down.’

Operator, ‘Yes, I guess that was a bit of a stupid question!’

To be continued………..